Following hot on the heels of his questioning evolution, dissing Social Security as an unconstitutional Ponzi scheme, deriding child labor laws as government intrusion and arguing AGAINST environmental regulations, Rick Perry has gone a step further by signing the anti-gay marriage pledge touted by the so-called "National Organization for Marriage" and, thereby, proving himself to be an enormous douchebag. He is, however, climbing up the polls!
To solidify his douchebag status, Perry is also planning to hang out this weekend with everybody's favorite pseudo-historian David Barton, evangelical leader and founder of WallBuilders (a more aptly named organization cannot be imagined), the virulent anti-gay crusader and, not incidentally, rumored cock-muncher.
I mean, they all are, aren't they? All these guys who make it their mission in life to deny gays their basic rights. They're ALL self-loathing pillow-biters, am I right? I'm telling you: you show me a guy who is that intimidated, threatened and downright scared of a gay dude and I'll show you a guy who, in his heart of hearts, craves the man-spunk.
And now that Perry has signed the pledge and gotten all buddy-buddy with Barton...all I can say is:
Have a nice weekend, boys.