From the "He Said WHAT?" department:
Mark Rubio, freshman Senator from Florida, on whether or not he is interested in the V.P. spot on the GOP ballot:
"I have no interest in serving as vice president for anyone who could possibly live all eight years of the presidency."
So...lemme get this straight, Mark. If there was a really old, sick, decrepit nominee (say, John McCain plus ten years or something) who looked like he wouldn't last more than a year or so before keeling over on the Oval Office floor....THEN you would consider the VP spot?