So it appears that when you go to the CPAC meeting, you not only get the "pleasure" of hearing from such great minds as Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and other big-brained conservative luminaries. Oh, that's where the fun just begins. In addition to being serenaded by these mental giants, it turns out that you also get to participate in a straw poll.
So the question is, which one of the conservative superstars (there are so many!) will come out on top this year? I mean, the winner of the last two conservative straw polls was Mitt Romney, and he couldn't even manage to win the GOP nomination last year! (Loser!)
So who is this year's winner? Drum roll please.....................................................
The winner is:
Mitt Romney? Hmmm. That seems odd. Who were the other candidates? Let's see.
Ron Paul. Oookay. Sarah Palin. Right. Bobby Jindal. Yeesh. What a crew!
These are your front-runner's, eh? Well, all I can say is....
Good luck with that whole thing.
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