Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Oh No You Don't


Okay, do me a favor, won't you? Take a look at this asshole. Judging from the cartoony expression on his face, what exactly do you suppose this moron is doing in this picture?

Is it:

(a) trying to avoid reporters while ducking into a courtroom to be indicted for goat blowing?
(b) sneaking into an X-rated movie theatre sans pants?
(c) doing his best Oliver Hardy impersonation?
(d) trying to become a Senator from the State of Illinois?

If you guessed (d), you're just no fun at all.

Hey, Roland: do you have any concept of what kind of a circus you have created by agreeing to take this appointment from Blagodiwishhewouldgoaway? Do you? Because I'll tell ya: if you had a clue how much every Democrat in the country fucking hates you you would probably roll up into a ball and never stop crying.

Keep it up, Roland, and there's a chance they might actually let you in. But if they do?

That's going to be one lonely job.

Asshole.

2 comments:

Christopher said...

But he has to be a Senator! Jesus said so!

kelli said...

Great picture.

Who is this guy, people of Illinois? Is he qualified at all? I don't know him.

Meanwhile, CO has a new senator...the very bright Mr. Bennett who was most recently the head of DPS. Never held elected office before. Interesting.