Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Oh No You Don't
Okay, do me a favor, won't you? Take a look at this asshole. Judging from the cartoony expression on his face, what exactly do you suppose this moron is doing in this picture?
(a) trying to avoid reporters while ducking into a courtroom to be indicted for goat blowing?
(b) sneaking into an X-rated movie theatre sans pants?
(c) doing his best Oliver Hardy impersonation?
(d) trying to become a Senator from the State of Illinois?
If you guessed (d), you're just no fun at all.
Hey, Roland: do you have any concept of what kind of a circus you have created by agreeing to take this appointment from Blagodiwishhewouldgoaway? Do you? Because I'll tell ya: if you had a clue how much every Democrat in the country fucking hates you you would probably roll up into a ball and never stop crying.
Keep it up, Roland, and there's a chance they might actually let you in. But if they do?
That's going to be one lonely job.