A bit off-topic, but you've just got to see this. It is a video created by and for the Church of Scientology and features Tom Cruise in all his cuckoo-bananas glory.
He's trying- really trying- to be very very serious about how this Church works. He talks (over and over) about how he and the members of his church get it while the rest of us...well, he doesn't exactly say we're lost, but...the implication is that these are the only people who understand the way the world works and the rest of us are in a haze of uncertainty.
Trouble is...he's obviously off-script, he makes zero sense, his sentences are disjointed, his thought processes (what there are of them) are scattered and, as you may expect, he comes off as a total nutjob.
Seriously, have a look and pay close attention to the comments below the video as some of them are hilarious.
Makes you want to kidnap poor little Katie and take her to a deprogramming facility...